Funny SMS [Funny Saying SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Mobile phone has solved
All the problems of lovers.
You see anyone talking
On phone and conversation will be,
"You liar. You don't love me.
I hate you." :D

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Added 4 years ago

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baatkar leta hai.

HeartLike SMS #25 - SMS Length: 147
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Added 4 years ago

Whats the difference between
Falling from 2nd floor and 10th floor
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Falling from 10th Floor:aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
**dumm**
Falling from 2nd floor:**dumm**
Aaahhhh!

HeartLike SMS #32 - SMS Length: 194
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Added 4 years ago

Exam funda-
Kisi ko kisi bhi exams me
Pass karwana ho to mujhe
Rs.15OOO Aur uska
Roll number send kar dena
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Mai uske liye DUA karunga..

HeartLike SMS #29 - SMS Length: 157
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Added 4 years ago

Sasural me damad ki izzat kyo zada hoti he ?
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Kyoki vo jante he ki
Ye vohi mahaan aadmi he
Jisne hamare ghar ka
Toofan sambhal rakha hai..

HeartLike SMS #27 - SMS Length: 153
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Added 4 years ago

1. POLICE MAN - Sab
Mujh Se Darte
Hai Or Main Biwi Se
2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki
Marammat
Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri
3. TEACHER- Main School
Me
Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar
Me Sirf
Sunta Hu.
4. OFFICER- Main Office
Me BOSS
Hu or Ghar Me Naukar
5. JUDGE- Main Court Me
Faisale
Sunata Hu or Ghar Me
Khud Insaaf
Ka Talabgar
Faisala Aapke Hath Me
Hai,
Kunware Raho, Khush
Raho.
Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke
Hai Sabr
Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...

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