Funny SMS [Funny Saying SMS]

Added 3 years ago

1student ko apni Life mai,
Sabse zyada praoud kab hota hai ?
Jab usko exam mai kuch na aata ho,
Aur piche se teacher aake kahe
Copy chupa lo picche wala dekh reha hai.

HeartLike SMS #25 - SMS Length: 172
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Added 3 years ago

Aap kbhi akele baithe aur
Koi apko nahi dekh raha.
Itne me aap apni finger
Apni nose k andr daalte ho
Aur jo nikalta hai
Uske saath kya karte ho
1. Deewar pe chipka dete ho
2. Bed k neeche laga dete ho.
3. Sofa ya chair pe kahi laga dete ho.
4. Yaa uski ball bna kar fek dete ho.
Answer pakka dena
Warna main samjhunga kha lete ho

HeartLike SMS #26 - SMS Length: 341
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Added 3 years ago

A 15 yrs old girl was
Married to a 75 yrs old man,
On their first night,
Both of them ended up crying...

Why???

Cos' the girl don't know
anything and the old man had
Forgotten everything!

HeartLike SMS #22 - SMS Length: 198
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Added 3 years ago

Heights of :-
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.

2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.

3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.

4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.

5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295

HeartLike SMS #26 - SMS Length: 273
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Added 3 years ago

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum
To husband se hisse mein aate hai,
Aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!

HeartLike SMS #26 - SMS Length: 131
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Added 3 years ago

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna
1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.
2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.

Bas bhai Thanks mat bolna,
Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

HeartLike SMS #27 - SMS Length: 174
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