Jokes SMS [Rajnikanth Jokes]

Added 4 years ago

Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???

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Added 4 years ago

Worldcup 2014 schedule

GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA

…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.

GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….

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Added 4 years ago

once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

“i m kanth, rajnikanth”

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Added 4 years ago

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
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Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G.

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Added 4 years ago

Micheal Jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
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He got major heart attack after seeing that
he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikanth!!

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Added 4 years ago

Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants:)

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