Jokes SMS [Rajnikanth Jokes]

Added 3 years ago

Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
PA1

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Added 3 years ago

did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...???
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Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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Added 3 years ago

Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]

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Added 3 years ago

Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.

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Added 3 years ago

one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...

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Added 3 years ago

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

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