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1st: Mera Doodhwala Roz Subhah Zor-Zor Dabaata Hain.
2nd: Kiya?
1st: Ghanti.
2nd: Is Se Achha Toh Mera Paperwala Hain, Bina Dabaaye Niche Se Daal Deta Hain!

Message On A Girl’s
T-SHIRT:
Sirf Sochne Se Nahin.
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Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin.
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Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain Aur Khada Hota Hain..
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“INSAAN”..!

Bhai logo ke liye arz hai…
Ladki ka chakkar makdi ka jal hai,
gour farmaiyega
ladki ka chakkar, makdi ka jal hai Aur jo fas gya wo law%e ka baal hai.

Santa: Le Mithai kha. Meri BV ko CALL CENTER me AWARD mila.
Banta: Badhai ho yaar.. Kya award mila?
Santa: Wo waha ki best CALL GIRL OF THE YEAR chuni gai.!

Saali- Jiju mujhe Cho%o na,
Jiju- nahi, tum bahut Moti ho,
Saali- Abe,ga#du madarc#od, kabhi suna nahi kya, Chikan ka maza Boti me, aur
C#oot ka maza MOti me

2021 ka CULTURE-
Manju-
Hello Anju Kesi h?
Mera 1Kam Karde Plz!
Mere Pati tere paas aa rhe he unhe KARNE Dena
Mere Period Chalu hai, Hisab Baad me kr Lenge.

Ladka: Aunty Ladkiyo ko 13 saal se pehle bachcha hota hai?
Aunty:”Nahi hota Beta”
ladka:”Apni Beti ko samjhaiye na, Faltu me condom ka kharch karwati hai”

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholkar bra utaarne lagi, Dulha- ye kya kar rahi ho? Dulhn- maa ne kha tha Jaate hi doodh pilaana.

Full Tight SANTA Raat Ko Achanak Neend Mein Rone Laga.
Mera LU#D Kho Gaya.?
Mera LU#D Kho Gaya.?
Wife-: Chup Chap So Jao, Aur Meri Panty Se Haath Nikalo.

Wife: Bakre ki Zubaan pakai hai, Khaoge?
Husband: Nahi Mai kisi ke munh se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Wife: To fir murgi ki ga#d se nikla Anda bana du…