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Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye, to 1 lambi rassi lo aur 1 bade ped pe bandh k
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jhula jhulo yaar enjoy karo…
Be positive!

Height of kaminapan:-
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A boy is Listening extremly sad song…
And thinking…
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Kaun si waali ko yaad karoon…??

1 Baccha Tatti karne khule me gaya…
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Waha pe ek Pig ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina tatti kiye jane laga…
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Pig chillaya,
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“Saadda Haqq,Etthe Rakhh”.

CID PJ-
Fredericks k sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Fredericks k sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Abhijeet pata karo ye CID wali PJ banata kaun hai.

The most Embrsing moment 4 a Girl…
Jab wo apni Maa ko College Friends ke pics dikha rahi ho aur jaise hi Boyfriend ki pic samne aaye to uski maa ka hai…
YE BHIKHARI JAISA KAUN HAI.

Shadi se Pehle Har Koi SHER hota Hai,
Aur Shadi Ke Baad.
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SHERU…

Galileo used lamp 2 study,
Grahmbel used candle 2 study,
Shkspear used street light 2 study.
Moral: Sab apne jaise hi the.
din me timepass krte
aur Raat me nautanki…

University exam me WIFE par essay likhne ko kaha gya,
1 married student ne sirf 1 sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
‘She has a Problem for every Solution’.

Ladki Jab Mayke Me Rahti Hai To “RANI”
Jab Shadi Hokar Jati Hai To “LAXMI”
Aur Sasural Me Kam Karte-Karte
“BAI”
Sach me Ladkiya “RANI LAXMI BAI” hoti hai…

Boyfriend khana khate hue bola- Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.
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Grlfreind- Tum jaldi se kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai…