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Latest ‘Surinder Jokes’ Collection

Maa- Beta tujhe DELHI jane me 1 din lagta he aur lautne me 4 din kyu?
Surinder- CAR banane walo ki galti hai, jane k 4 gear diye aur back k liye sirf 1.

Surinder mobile me recharge karwane gaya,
Dukandar- kitne ka?
Surinder:10 Rs. ka kar do,
Dukandar- 7 Rs. ka talktime milega,
Surindar- koi baat nahi, 3 Rs. ki namkin dedo.

Surinder Bank lutne gaya aur gun dikha k Paisa loot liya
Par us k hath kuch nai aaya…
Kyu
Kyuk sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: Mere acount me jama kar do.

Surinder subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi Surinder bola are aa q nahi rahi hai ! Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga.

Surinder- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai,
Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi
kar sakti,
Surinder: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do.

Interviewer- To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Surinder- PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega.
Tair nahi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

Surinder’s wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le kar chaliye na ji….!
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Surinder: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao.
Petrol pump chalte Hai.