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Who r boys?
Wo jo NARK me bhi mile toh kahe-ABE YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI?
Who r girls?
Who goes 2 heavan & says, apsra ki nail polish dekhi how cheap.

Suna hai zindgi imtihan leti hai,
gaur farmaiega,
suna hai zindagi imtihan leti hai
yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi Ki le rkhi hai..!’

Ek admi University k samne khade golgappe wale se-ye univrsity kaisi hai? Golgappe wala- Zabardast hai,maine HOTEL MANAGEMENT yahin se kiya tha….’

New Examination Pattern..
GEN- Do All Ques.
OBC- Do Any One
SC- Read Only
ST- Thanks 4 Coming
And..
GUJJAR-Thanx4 Allowing Others To Give The Exam…

Classic insult:
AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to his GrlFrnd..
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she replied:
‘naya number liya hai kya jaanu..??
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1 day a Star said to me: Why Do u Msg Ur Friends who Don’t miss u msg u?
I luked Up n Said: Beta Apna Kam kar..
Star Ban,
Star Plus ki bahu mat ban!!

If u r sitting in a class & evry1s heads are down & urs is up
Thats not d proof that
‘u r confident’
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u just don’t have a mobile.

Height Of Oohh Shitt Situation-
A Boy Throws a Love Letter To a Girl, But It Falls On Her Brother..
&
Her Brother Was a Gay
Oohh Shitt

Sachcha Dost wo Hota hai jo.
Exam me Aapke Paas wali Window ke Saamne aake Bole?
Abey Kitna Likhega Jaldi Chal Teri Wali jaa Rahi hai.

The Words Best Feeling comes wen frnds see a wonderful Question paper
In the examnation hall & smile at each other by Saying
“Gaye beta”