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Latest ‘Funny SMS’ Collection

|:: Boy & Girl Chatting ::|

Girl -: What are you Doing ?
Boy -: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!!

Girl -: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet ?
Boy -: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off
So I’m Talking With U Now!!

Girl -: Teri maa ki…!!

Try Its fun…
Take Ur mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.
Now call from anothr no.
Ur mobile will start swimming.
It’s a new game called
‘Try & Cry’.

Only 842 Girls Are Left For Every 1000 Boys In India.
Save Girls First, We Can Save The Tiger Later.
Bike Ke Pichhe Ladki Chahiye Ya Tiger?
Think?
Satyamev Jayate.

Girl’s TOP 5 lies’ mean:-
1. I Miss U.
Means- Time pass nahi ho raha hai. Tumhre sath hi thoda time pass karlu.

2. I am single.
Means- Mera X-Boyfriend bhikhari ban gaya, Ab tumhri bari.

3. Mai Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Means- Aur do Boyfriend waiting me the.

4. I Like ur Smile.
Means- Tumhari property.

5. Mai Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare Bina.
Means- Mera recharge kaun karega.

Govt. kahti hi ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote hai..
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koi ye puche ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail ho jate hai, uska kya.

Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99 Ways which Causes Failure
-Thomas Edison

Moral: Besharm Ho Jana magar Apni Galti Mat Manna.

Harbhajan to Dhon!: Hum to Jaan bujh ke match haare.
Pata hai jeetne wali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai, wo petrol wali hai..

Hum ne unse pucha ki vaado aur yaado me kya fark hai?????
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To wo bole…
“Bhai mere ko nahi pata, tu google pe search kar le”

The Most Painful Moment
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when the only thing you know in your exam is…
ur name, Roll No. & the date…!!

Sweet memories…
1, 2, 3 and 4th standard students “Hey i have studied everything for exams”
5 and 6 standard students “Hey that que. was very hard so i left it”
7 and 8 standard “Hey i read just imp que.”
9 and 10 “I think 4 chaps r enuf 2 pass”
11 and 12 standard “Kal exam kaun sa hai be”
and in college “Kamino bata to dete aaj paper hai. Mere pass to pen bhi ni hai”