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Latest ‘Funny Shayari’ Collection

Ek Dum Naya Shayari:
Waah re bakri teri kya shaan hai…
Gaur farmaiyega
Waah re bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,
Poonch ke niche hajmola ki dukan hai…

Dil Ki Galiyo Ko Dekha To Sunsan Paya…
Yado Ki Kitab Kholi To Viran Paya…
Ankhe Band Karke Socha To Dhyan Aaya…
Aaj Zandu Bam Ka Koi Messages Nahi Aaya…..

jo mil jaye use mukaddar samjho,
khud ko waqt ka sikandar samjho,
Kyo darte ho aap gam k tufano se…..
gam ko kele ka ped aur khud ko bandar samjho.

Shayari that would blow ur senses-
Roses r red,
Facebook is blue
Roses r red
Facebook is blue
44 mutual friends
Fir b kaun hai be tu ..

KHATARNAK SHAYARI-
Tere Dosti Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa Banaya
Tere Dosti Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa Banaya
Tu Do Minute Ruk, Main Pani Pee K Aaya

Ecofriendly Shayari…
Jab YAAD UNKI aaye to TOILET me BAITH kar RO lena
…
aur
…
Jab DIBBA ANSUO se BHAR jaye to USI se DHO lena

SAVE WATER…JAL hai to kal hai.

Cute poem-
In Rainbow one of the color is Violet
wah wah wah wah
In Rainbow one of the color is Violet
Student Says-
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‘Plz Mam, May I Go To Toilet.

Arz kiya hai…
Dena hai Dil hume daan me…
Wah wah
Gour farmaiye hujur……,,,
Dena hai Dil hame daan me…
…
……..
Hai kya koi mast ladki apki jaan pehchaan me…

arz kiya hai…
sandaas me jo dekha maine tairta hua Goo,
to yaad aa gaya Dost tu…
Daala jo paani doob gaya Goo,
lagta hai jaise mujhko bhul gaya tu…

Na Dil ki baazi thi na Dil ka sauda,
agar de deti wo hume waqt apna thoda,
Na aati aaj ye nobat aur na koi humse puchta…
…
sir,”with water” ya “with soda”.