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tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai.

Prem to hume bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi,
Taj Mahal to hume bhi banana tha…..
par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.

tumko dekha to…. tumko dekha to……
tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya …..
pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!

Wo jab chalti hai to raahon me 100-100 k note bichata hoon,
Wo chali jati hai tab uthaa lata hoon.

Apple Katata hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aa gaya yaro…..
Joote khata hoon wife se.

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe le jayen,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho.

Bhagwan k naam pe 1 patni dede…
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede…
Bhagwan tujhe 1 k badle 3 dega,
ANURAG ki tarah PRERNA k saath APARNA aur KOMOLIKA
free dega. ( kasauti Jindagi ki )

Kabhi hausla bhi aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye…
Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha hi lena chahiye…

khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,
Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,
1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.