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Kisi Ne Sardar Ko SMS Kiya Ki Agar Tujh me dimag Hai To 200 ka Balance Bhej,
Hoshyar Hai To 300 ka Bhej…
Sardar Ne 500 Ka Bheja
aur Likha Hum me dimag bhi hai aur hum hoshiyar bhi hai.

Sardar Ka Baccha Juice Ki Dukan Pe-
Papa Kya Koi Aisi Machine Nhi Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?
Sardar-
Hai Na Beta
Teri Maa K Paas Tu Usi Ka To Fal Hai.

At 6 am,SARDAR- was running only in underwear
Someone asked him: Bahut Garmi hai na?
SARDAR: Garmi kaye ki
Baajuwala Duty se Jaldi aa gaya.

Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Sardar: Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Sardar: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Sardar: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Sardar: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Sardar: Oh! yaar vakai,

9 mahine ho gaye!

time da pata hi nahi lagya…!!

4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe the. 2 chad gaye, to train me logo ne kaha “WELL DONE”
Sardar- khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chhodne aaye the…

Sardar: Ye TV ki kya kimat hai?
Salesman: 10 thausand.
Sardar: something special?
Salesman: Light chali jaye to apne aap off ho jata hai,
Sardar: Lajawab,chalo pack kardo.

After an accident, a Very angry driver: I showed u d headlights and told u 2 go by side.
Sardar: I also started the wipers & said No no No no…

1 SARDAR kele k chilke se fisal kr gir gya
Aage phir doosre chilke se fisal k gir gya.
Ab tisre chhilke ko dekh k wo bola.?
Shit,
Ab fir girna padega!!

Sachchi Dosti Ki Ajib Misal:
1 Garib Sardar Ne Naya Mobile Liya
to
Dosto Ne Kaha Mithai Khilao!
Sardar Bazar Gaya
Aur
Moble Bech Kar Mithai Le Aaya.gm.

Train me Warning likhi thi,
.
“Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar”
.
Sardar : Waah,
aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab Gadhe hai kya..?