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Latest ‘Rajnikanth Jokes’ Collection

Rajnikanth is Back again…
Rajnikanth doesnt brush his teeth!!
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why??
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Uske namak me hi toothpaste hai…!!

Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?

Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.

Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white kyon hai ???

Rajinikant’s next film heroin is
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born..
Thanks to Aishwariya Rai..

Thank God, “Why This Kolaveri Di” song was sung by Dhanush.
if it was sung by his father in law Rajnikanth, it could have been our national anthem now.!

What publicity Shahrukh managed to get for Ra-One in 3 months,
Kolaveri got it in just 5 Day!
after all…who is DHANUSH?
“RAJNIKANTH’S” Son-in-law…

Unbeatable Love of Rajnikanth 4 his GF-
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha krta rehta he
Rajnikanth: ok i’l C it
Nxt day
Girlfriend: Hey where is My Shadow?:-)

The Secret behind Sachin’s Success has finally been Revealed:
The Name of Sachin’s Mom is RAJNI Tendulkar
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Do i need 2 say anything else.

In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying via India & they died…
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why???
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Abe Rajnikanth nai, hawa me chalayi gabbar ki 3 goliyo ko yaad kar.

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
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Ans: It’s Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G.

DHOOM 3-
John, Hrithk and Aamir on BIKE wid speed of 200 km/hr
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Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle and says
“Beta Save Fuel…Use cycle”: