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Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi?
Wife: jo ap kahen
…
Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo
Wife: abi kal to pakae thay
Hsbnd: acha sabzi bna lo
Wife: uffo! bachche nai khatay
Hsbnd: chlo qeema bna lo
Wife: Uff! muje nai psnd
Hsbnd: prathay bna lo
Wife: rat ko prathay kon khata he
Hsbnd: phir kya pakaogi?
Wife: jo aap kahen.

girl1: i am in love

girl2:who is he?
gir3:how does he look?
girl4:wat color?
girl5:how tall is he?
girl6:wat is he doing?
girl7:who r his frnds?
girl8:how rich is he?
After full inspection
All the girls:be careful he might be a bad guy.
girl1: okay…

same situation at boys.

boy1:i am in love!
boy2:bhai party
boy3:bhai party
boy4:bhai party
boy5:bhai party
boy6:bhai party
boy7:bhai party
boy8:bhai party

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na padhe
Ek bohat khobsurt ldki thi
Gali ka 1 ldka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us ldki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us ldke se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
ldka tayar ho jata h
Wo 1/2 glass peeny k bad ruk jata h
To ldki pochti h kya hua ruk Q gaye
Us ldke ne hasrat bhri nigah se dekha or kaha
aalu aa gaya tha chaba rha hu.

Yuckz.
Hehe.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Profesor ne 1 chuhe k liye 1 tarf “CAKE” or dusri taraf “CHUHIYA” rakh di.
Chuha fauran Cake ki taraf lapka.
Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi.
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga.
Profesor: Bas, saabit ho gaya ki BHUKH hi sabse badi kamjori hai.
Itne me last row ki bench se baba Ranchhor das : Sir,ek baar chuhiya badal ke bhi dekh lo,ho sakta hai wo uski “BAHEN” ho .
Think Different .

Heights of Kaminapan:
Phone Rings Tring Tring.
Boy: Hello Munna Hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Yaha aa jao, ho jayega…

Admi ne ground me tatty krke jor se paada.. use dekh suwar ke bchche ne kaha
-maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai.
Suwar ki Maa-thoda ruko beta,abhi 1 siti aur ho jane do

Sindhi’s True Fact
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai
par
Hume Dukan jana hai.

Gabbar: Ye hath muje dede Thakur
Thakur: Lele
Basanti k b lele,
Jay or Viru k b lele,aur
OCTOPUS ban ja Saale
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu
emotional ho gaya!

Pati: Tumse shadi kar mujhe ko 1 faida jarur hua hai..
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Patni: kya dear ??
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Pati: Ab Mere gunaho ki sazaa mujhe isi janam me mil gayi..

Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.
Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.