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tum 1 beshram aur zalil insan ho,
tumhara na to koi charactor hai,,
na emaan tum jaise log duniya pe bojh hai…
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ye “gunah” film ka dialog hai.

Can u read it fast:-
my
a my
they my
they they my
my my
they they my
a my they my…
Chalo chalo
chiiller nahi hai aage jao. Maaf karo…

Chidia ud.
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Chil ud.
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Kabutar ud.
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Maina ud.
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Bagula ud.
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‘ULLU’ ud.
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Oh! sorry, jaldi-jaldi me apko bhi uda dia.
Plz Udna Mat

Agar apko sardi khasi hai aur khaste hue apke gale se kuff aa jaye to use muh me hi rahne de aur ek chammach shakkar kha le..
isse aap rabdi ka swad le sakenge.

Heart beat r countless,
Spirits r ageless, Dreams r endless,

Memories r timeless

&

A friend like U is

Useless:P

Oops..Sry Yaar,

Priceless

During my school days, my teachers always used to wear
‘sun glasses’

Do u knw y?

why?

Because
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i was such a Bright student

Seriously

KHOBSURAT LOG Jaruri nahi ke Acche ho, LEKIN…? ACCHAY LOG Hamesha
Khobsoorat Hote hai.. Jaise Ki Aap… Mujhe he le lo…

SMS Bhi Kamaal Ki Chiz He,

20 Paaglo Ko Karo

To

10 Padhte Nhi,

5 Delete Kar Dete hai,

4 Ka Inbox Ful Hota hai,

Bus 1 Hi PAGAL Pura Msg pdhta hai

Thank u yaar.

Duniya Me 2 Tarah K Log Hote He
Smart
&
Lovely
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SMART: Wo Hai Jisne Aapko Ye Msg Send Kiya He
Aur.
LOVELY: Wo He Jiska Aap Msg Padh Rahe Hai.

Zindgi K Lye Dil Ki Zrurt hai
Dil K Lye Khushio Ki Zrurt hai
Khushio K Lye DOST Ki Zrurt hai,
Aur Acche DOST Ke Liye

OH god Sabko Meri Zarurt hai.