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Latest ‘Husband Wife Jokes’ Collection

Pati- Ye kya, tum 1 aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hi to..
Biwi (gusse me)- kya kaha? Kya parso kya? Bolo
Pati- Nahi parso bhi 1 hi layi thi, aaj kam se kam 2 le aati.

Wife: “Tum Meri Taraf Karke Soya Karo Ji”
Mujhe Raat Ko Dar Lagta Hai…..”
Husband: “Waah Ri Smart Aurat Aur Me Chahe Dar Dar Ke Mar Jauu..!

Husband: meri T-shirt ulti kar ke press krna,
1 hour baad husband pucha,
“T-Shirt press hui?”
Wife koshish kar rhi hu par muje “Ulti” nahi aa rahi hai.

Husband: Mujhe lottry Lage to tum kya krogi???
Wife: Adhe paise leke hmesha k liye mayeke chli jaungi,
Husband: Aaj Rs.5O ki lagi hai ye le 25 aur nikal.

University exam me WIFE par essay likhne ko kaha gya,
1 married student ne sirf 1 sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
‘She has a Problem for every Solution’.

Patni- Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Aaiye.
Pati- Yaha Nahi Hai
Patni- Pata Tha Nahi Milega Isliye Mai Pehla Se Le Aayi.

Jo Pati Wafadar Hote He….
Wo Mar Kar Sidhe Swarg Me Jate Hai…
aur Jo Wafadar Nahi Hote Unke Liye To Dharti Hi Swarg Ban Jati Hai.

Wife:Kal aap ne Girlfriend k sath Movie dekhi.?
Husband:Kya kare, Aaj kal ke Movie Biwi Bachon ya Family ke sath dekhne laayak kaha hai.

Wife to Husband: Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa aPsand Ni Aya Bache To 3 Plate kha chuke Hai.
Andar se Awaz aayi: Mammi 1 Plate aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gyi hai.

Biwi: Ye Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya?
Husband : Mai Khud Pareshan Hu
aur Us Waqt Shirt bhi Utari Hui Thi.gm