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Latest ‘Double Meaning SMS’ Collection

Man: Munna yahi se bahar aata hai?
Lady (muskurate hue): Ha lekin tum jhanko mat.
nazar nahi aayega, bahot chota suraakh hai.
thodi der baad
school ki bell baji.
munna bahar aata hai,
aur wo dono munne ko lekar ghar chale jate hai.
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suraakh gate me bhi hote hai jaani,
lekin apki soch ko 21 topon ki salami.

Ek ladki mobile pe baat kar rhi thi,
Boy: Kash mai mobile hota tere gaal se laga hota.
Girl: aur phir mai ghar jakar charger tere piche kaha lgati soch le.

Ladkiyan Aapas Me Gale Milte Wqt Kya Sochti Hai?
Iske To Mujse Bhi Zyada ‘Bade’ Ho Gye Hai…
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Pata Nhi Kaun Sa TEL Ragadti Hai?
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Apne “BAALON” Pe.

Wo kya hai Jis par Agar Pyar se Haath Phero to Turant Khada ho Jata hai..
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Baitha Hua “Kutta”
Waise aap bhi apni jagah sahi hai.

Shadi me photographer banne ka kuch or hi maza h.
Ladkiya…
-meri Lo na
-Meri akeli ki Lo.
-ye meri frnd h hum dono ki sath me Lo
-Meri Khade-khade Lo naa…

Message On A Girl’s
T-SHIRT:
Sirf Sochne Se Nahin.
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Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin.
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Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain Aur Khada Hota Hain..
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“INSAAN”..!

Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza hai..
Ladkiya
-meri lona..
-Meri akeli ki lo.
-ye meri frnd hai hum dono ki sath me lo.
-Khade khade lena.

Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?

Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.

Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white kyon hai ???

thank God Ekta kapur ended her ‘K’ Fixation,
othrwise imagin what her new serial “bade ache lgte hai” would b calld…. ‘khade ache lgte hai’….lolz

MARD aur AURAT Ka Rishta B SALA Ajeeb Hai
Dur Raho To JUDAI
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paas raho to…
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To Ladai
Haa HaaWo bhi hota hai jo tum soch rahe ho.;-)