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Latest ‘Double Meaning Jokes’ Collection

Ladkiyan Aapas Me Gale Milte Wqt Kya Sochti Hai?
Iske To Mujse Bhi Zyada ‘Bade’ Ho Gye Hai…
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Pata Nhi Kaun Sa TEL Ragadti Hai?
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Apne “BAALON” Pe.

1st: Mera Doodhwala Roz Subhah Zor-Zor Dabaata Hain.
2nd: Kiya?
1st: Ghanti.
2nd: Is Se Achha Toh Mera Paperwala Hain, Bina Dabaaye Niche Se Daal Deta Hain!

Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?

Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.

Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white kyon hai ???

1 Ladki Bus Me Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Me Bethi Thi. Ladki Ne Condctor Se Kha-Bus Dhire Chlao Jhatke Bahot Lagte Hai.
Condctor- Godi Me Se Uth K Dekh Bus To Khadi Hai.

‎​Fastest centuries in the world:
Azhar- With 64 balls
Sehwag- 60 balls
Jaysuriya- 48 balls
Afridi- 37 balls

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Dhritrashtra- Only with 2 Balls.

Most confusing double meaning joke:
Girl: Aaj Office jate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya…
Her Friend: kyu.?
Girl- wo mai late gayi thi na isliye.!

Son: papa mummy k 2 & Cow ke 4 kyu?
Papa: Madarch#od kaha se sikh ke aaya,
Beta: Mai to legs k baat kar raha hu apko to din rat sirf B00bs hi dikhti hai.

Ek Sardar apni biwi k ga#d pe hath fer ke ro pada..
Wife= A G kyu ro re ho
Sardar= Aaj uski yaad aa gayi
Wife= kiski
Sardar= jo sms
padh raha hai.

Mard aur Aurat
ka rishta b ajeeb hai
Door ho to
Judaai
Aur
Pass ho to
Ch………. ,
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Chic Chic
Aapki soch ko ek baar fir SALAAM..!

Ladki ki lo
Ya Aurat ki
Jawan ki lo
Ya Buddi ki
oopar se lo ya niche se
Jaha Jiski Mile
Le Lo
Qki
Pata Nahi Kab KiskI
“DUA” Kaam aa jaye