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says to daya

CID V/S BABA
Soniya ke aage Manmohan moun
hai.
Wah-Wah
Soniya ke aage Manmohan moun h.
A.C.P says to daya
pta lagao ye Nirmal baba kaun hai.

iska matlab tum

why I hate CID?
Ladki- Sir, Ravi mera Bhai tha.
.
Daya- kya? Ravi tumhara bhai tha.
Abhijeet- ohhh, to Ravi tumhara bhai tha.
ACP PRADYUMAN- O MY GOD,
iska matlab tum ravi ki behen ho..?

Abhijeet pata karo

CID PJ-
Fredericks k sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Fredericks k sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Abhijeet pata karo ye CID wali PJ banata kaun hai. :-)

Killer shayari of CID :

Killer shayari of CID :

Mere ghar ke piche ek nala hai…
.
.

Mere ghar ke piche ek nala hai…

Abhijeet ne kaha…Daal mein kuch kala hai…!!!

Tez chalti gaadi ka puncture hua tyre…

Tez chalti gaadi ka puncture hua tyre…

Tez chalti gaadi ka puncture hua tyre…
….
ACP – pata lagao Daya, ghatiya CID shayari ka kaun hai shayar..!

Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…

Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…
wah wah..
Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…

ACP ne kaha – Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai…!!

agar ungliyaa hilao to hath bhi hilega ..

agar ungliyaa hilao to hath bhi hilega ..
wah wah…
agar ungliyaa hilao to hath bhi hilega ..
Daya, Abhijeet pata lagao, koi na koi suraag to jaroor milega!

Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi hai.,

Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi hai.,

Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi hai.,
…..
Acp: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi hai…:!!

Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,

Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,

wah.. wah..

Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,

Hum Log CID se hai koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA.

Ladki patake kisine kya paya hai…

Ladki patake kisine kya paya hai…
Ladki patake kisine kya paya hai…
ACP bola “Daya, Mere g**d me ungli dalke sungho aur batao aaj maine kya khaya hai”


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