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There r 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep
&
“Good _uck”
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Don’t worry, Both the things which u are thinking r right .!

subah ka bhoola sham ko ghar aa jaye,
to use kya kahte hai?
?
?
?
use kahte hai,
“m*d*rch*d subah se kaha ga#d marwa raha tha.”

Soch samajh k jawab do…
agar raat ko aap k saath bed pe 1 side nude ladki ho
aur dusri side 1 gay ho
to aap kiski taraf muh karke soyenge?
…
Faisla apka Ga#d apki.

aaj desh ka bacha bigad raha hai
Bhai bhai se lad raha hai
Ladka zabardasti ladki par chad raha hai,,
Itna kuch ho raha hai aur tu ‘law%a’ sms pad raha hai…!

Yaar tu wo hi ladka hai na jisne matric ke english ke paper me question dekha..
“fill in the blanks” aur phir tu teen ghante apni hi ga#d me ungali daal kar baitha raha.

Soni sx par dekhiye, 8 baje- maniben ka bhos%a, 8.30- tarak mehta ka ulta law%a, 9- sajan re ga#d mat maro, 9.30- jugani chali maa chu%ane, 10- la pata lu#d..

Late night SMS: “chutkule” na hote to baat baat me maza na aata..! Par main kehta hu ki “ch~t” aur “kule” na hote to raat raat bhar maza na aata.!!

Agar koi admi Ra#di ko cho#te cho#te so jaye to Ra#di use kya kahegi?
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socho
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socho
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Jago Grahak Jago!..

Que:- what is confidence?
ans- once 10 boys decide to purpose a girl,
9 boys came with rose and 1 with c0nd0m ..!
That’s the confidence.

Zindgi ki race me 1st aane k liye
Humesha ye soch k bhago

Ki

Peeche lu#d hai,
agar ruke to ga#d me ghus jayega..