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Latest ‘Adult SMS’ Collection
what is bikini?
Teacher- what is bikini?
Boy-Bikini is the only dress, in which whole body of a girl is exposed, phir bhi sali nazre sirf covered area pe hi jati hai…
Kya naam hai
Teachar: Kya naam hai Tumhara?
Student: Pandit Uday Das Devannd Itwaari..
Teachar: Bahut lamba naam hai, short me bolo,
Student: Short me- P U D D I.
tum ladke log
GIRL: tum ladke log gale me tabeez or pars me condom kyu rakhte ho?
BOY: Is Paapi Duniya me BHOOT or C#OOT Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Kab Kaha Mil Jaye.
jo admi ko
Bhakt: Baba ch~t aur ch~tiye me kya antar hai?
Baba: Beta jo admi ko pagal kar de use ch~t kehte hai aur jo ch~t k piche pagal ho jaye use ch~tiya kehte hai.
1 girl had bunked
1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving aroung in college.
1 professor asked her: Ye kya? Period ke samay ghumna?
Girl: Yahi soch to badalni hai.
Ladka Bank me
Ladka Bank me gaya. Cashier Ladki thi..
Ladka: “Madam, dalne me Intrest Jyada milta hai ya nikalne me?
Ladki: Dalkar jyada der rakhne me…
If u want to
If u want to sexually satisfy to woman,
then change position daily..
And
If u want to satisfy yourself,
then change woman daily…
Now Sunny leon
Now Sunny leon is going to act in jism 2,name of d song would be like this….
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awaraPORN,
BanjaraPORN…
SUPER DUPER GAALI
SUPER DUPER GAALI BY 1 GIRL TO ANOTHER GIRL:
Shut up u bitch,
your Vag!na has been used more than Google….!!!!!:-)
VERY HEART TOUCHING SMS
VERY HEART TOUCHING SMS
Kutte Ka Bacha Apni Maa Se
Maa,Pitaji dikhne Me kaise the?
Maa-Pata Nhi Beta
Piche Se Aye The
Piche Se Hi Chale Gye 
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