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Kehte hai: “aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!”
bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai

Boy to gal: Agar mai tumhe Kiss karun to tum kyaa sochogi?
gal: I think Ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha Airport se hi vapas gaya.

3 Fact of Life -1.Garib aur b00bs hamesha dabte hai.
2.Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai.
3.Kismat aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Suhagrat k time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde k peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

Ek pathan ki shaadi k 3 din baad uski patni boli, “Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ki mujhe poty khul kar aaye”.

Santa was sukin girlfriend’s breasts.
Gal got excited n said: Tussi hor kuch chahney ho?
Santa: Doodh naal biscuit milange?

Rail k patri par mat hagaa karo,
Train aayegi to Ga#d kat jaayega,
Abhi to haath se Ga#d dhote ho,
baad me Ga#d se haath dho
baithoge !!!!!!!!!!