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Latest ‘Adult SMS’ Collection

Har aurat sx k time alag-alag baat karti hai,
Naokrani- jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi,
Padosan- dhire karo awaz bahar na jaye,
Prmika- thoda aur karo,
Biwi- pankha kitna ganda ho gaya hai.

Jab koi wife pregnant ho to uski sari saheliya us ke pet pe hath pher ke kehti hai “congratulations”, Par koi husband k popat pakad kar ye nahi kehti “well done”

Chu%ai k 2 imp rules-

Pehli baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise dusri baar kabhi milegi hi nahi

Dusri baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise pehle kabhi cho%a hi nahi.

Tiger 1411 hain India me.
Lekin ladke aur ladki ka ratio…1000:824 hai

Please save girls.

Tiger bacha k kya unki ga#d maroge..

Ladki aur SMS me kya similarity hai?
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Jab tak uper se niche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata.

Kya tum chhote bade ho sakte ho.?
Muh se pani aur malai nikal sakte ho.?
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Nahi na…

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Dost, sirf shakal Lu#d jaisi hone se kuch nahi hota.

Sexy names of actresses:
1- urmila maacho%kar
2- mamta kukarmi
3- padmini kholapudi
4- mahima chodri
5- karina ka-boor
6- mallika cho%awat

Zindgi me humesha 1 baat yaad rakho…
Kabi kisi k Dil se mat khelo,
kyu ki DiL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai, to b00bs se khelo, ye 2 hoti hai.

Sachin ke sar pe sawar tha 200 run ka bhoot,
South Africa ne diya pant me moot,
Ab sab milke ZOR SE BOLO…
SAEED ANWAR ki M## KI CH##T.!

Log apne kapdo k style pe na jane kitne paise barbaad kar dete he. Par shayad wo bhul jate he ki jindgi k sab se hasin pal bina kapdo k guzaare jate hai.