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Latest ‘Facebook Jokes’ Collection

Most touching lines by a friend just before his death…
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Plz cover my face before my friends see,
otherwise they wil take photo & upload in Facebook.

3 Boys proposing…
1- I Can die for u
Girl- Every 1 says like this
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2- I Can get stars for u
Girl- Prety old dialog
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3: I Can Delete My Facebook Account
Girl in tears: I will Marry u. ♥

The most Embarrassing moment in one’s life is..
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When nobody likes his
facebook status.

Na Chheeno Mere Mulk K youth Se
FACEBOOK Ki Service
A Government
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Ek Yehi To BOOK Hai Jo Wo Dil Laga Kar Padhte Hain.

Kash Facebook pe ”Add as girlfriend” ka option hota
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Sala propose krne ka panga hi khatm Acept kr liya to maan gayi nahi to
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Facebook pe Konsi Ladkiya kam Hai.

Past & Present.
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Earlier Friendship started with,
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“Can I have ur number?”
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But today it starts with,
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“Whats ur Facebook ID??”

Ek Aadmi- Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?
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Bachcha-Ji, Ghar Me 14,
School Me 12,
Train me 7,
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Aur
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FACEBOOK Pe 18 saal…

A girl updated her
status : (
1st boy commented :
Kya hua ra#di ? Ro kahe ko ri hai ? :/
*She blocked him*
2nd boy commeted :
Areyy kisne c#oda ra#di ko ?
*She blocked him too*
3rd boy commeted :
Lu#d nahi mila kya aaj ?
*She blocked him too*
4th boy commeted :
Bhen ki lo~dii.. Jab dekho roti rehti hai facebook pe.. !
*She blocked him too*
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5th boy commented :
Kya hua Dear ? Kya main aapki madad karoon ?
She commented back :
Chup kar chutiye.. !!
**The Boy blocked her.. **
Its a funny world on facebook.. !

If FaceBook gets banned.!
U will see Facebook addict ppl roaming in d streets with their pics in hands crying screamin,”Do U Like Dis Pic?”

Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gwaro wali batein na kr photo Facebook pr lgani hai.