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Dil agar “CPU” hota to sabi yadon ko “SAVE” kar sakta,
Dimag me agar “PRINTER” hota to khayallo ka “PRINT OUT” nikal data,
Dhadkan me agar “PEN DRIVE” hoti to zindagi ka back up le lata,
Man me jo “BLUETOOTH” hota to Baton ko transfer kar lata,
Aankho me jo “WEBCAM” hota to tasviro ko receive kar sakta,
Kaash… zindgi bhi ek “COMPUTER” hoti to use b restart kar leta…

Dil agar ” CPU” hota to sabi yadon ko “SAVE” kar sakte,

Dimag me agar “PRINTER” hota to khayallo ka “PRINT OUT” nikal dete,

Dhadkan me agar “PEN DRIVE” hoti to jindagi ka back up le lete,

Man me jo “BLUETOOTH” hota to Baton ko transfer kar lete,

Aankho me jo “WEBCAM” hota to tasviro ko receive kar sakte,

Kaash…
Jindagi b ek COMPUTER hoti to USE b restart kar lete.

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chalu,
ab mai Dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files dalu,
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao…
ay janeman apne Dil ka password to batao,
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat Dil me rakhte hai warna aap jaise kitne hi softwares bazaar me bikte hai..

Net ki ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…

Zindgi me dukh ko Delete karo,
Khushiyon ko Save karo.
Dushman ko Hide karo, Dost ko Enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen k reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne Dilon ka ho gaya ‘server down’.

Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found,
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa ‘cut’ kiya, Ke ‘paste’ karna bhool gaye…

Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,
aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,
humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,
par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…