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Latest ‘April Fool Jokes’ Collection

Bhagwan apki umar lambi kare!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the……
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili…
aur aapne kaha,…..
ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile.

I am sorry yaar,
aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha…
ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
April Fool

Aaj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata hu-
1 bottle pani fridge me rakho 2 ghante baad nikalo,
pani 1dum thanda hoga aur ‘THANDA MATLAB’?? Coca-Cola
April Fool

M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_

Dekha…!!

Everything is incomplete without

“U”.

kya meri naak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jaisi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein “war” word add kar lena.